Frisky-Fucking

15 year old boy. In love with pretty much all animals. I reblog anything that makes me smile or makes me crave something.

borinq:

For if you’re bored during the holidays or whenever, have fun!

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

(via look-the-fire-nation-has)

durational:

people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties 

(via heatherdusk)

myxdistortedxreality: givingblowjobs: me like 80% of the day More like 132% of the day that’s my response to everything

myxdistortedxreality:

givingblowjobs:

me like 80% of the day

More like 132% of the day that’s my response to everything

(via that-suicidal-kid-chloe)

elisimogen:

hanktalkin:

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.

filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies

(via mycartoonheartvstheworld)

peekaboosub: Being playful with the love of my life is the best time of the day. Deprivation of these short moments spent with him make them so precious, so much more real. So happy that I am finally able to hold him in my arms. I can kiss him on the cheek. I can stroke his face and everywhere I please. Even now, at this second, with my head on his chest as we watch tv, just being in each others space. Him fingers weaving through my hair. Being quiet, being loud with laughter, being intimate. These moments I now have with him. I will miss them when he’s gone, when I have to let him go. When we are forced back in to reality. But as of right now, we have these moments of playfulness, of laughter and of Us time. wow I pity those of you that don’t know that this guy is a pornstar

peekaboosub:

Being playful with the love of my life is the best time of the day. Deprivation of these short moments spent with him make them so precious, so much more real. So happy that I am finally able to hold him in my arms. I can kiss him on the cheek. I can stroke his face and everywhere I please. Even now, at this second, with my head on his chest as we watch tv, just being in each others space. Him fingers weaving through my hair. Being quiet, being loud with laughter, being intimate. These moments I now have with him. I will miss them when he’s gone, when I have to let him go. When we are forced back in to reality. But as of right now, we have these moments of playfulness, of laughter and of Us time.

wow I pity those of you that don’t know that this guy is a pornstar

(Source: delectatiomorosa, via lifesalmostunimportantthings31)

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

(via carry-on-all-you-wayward-sons)

raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

it makes me laugh when people smoke and one person is always like “oh did you know you are going to DIE EARLY???” like of course they fucking know now get out of the way before they second hand smoke all over your annoying ass

(via frankenpyre)

docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

(via fanficti0n)

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

(Source: sharonosbourne, via fallenangel-brokenwing)